My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
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