Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
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