So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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