Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
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