I faked an abortion last night.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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