ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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