I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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