butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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