Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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