dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
He did a backflip because drugs
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
