She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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