whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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