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assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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