I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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