hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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