Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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