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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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