Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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