it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Vodka?
Forever.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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