At least make sure they are 18
Why
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
She even gives head with a lisp.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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