...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I'm bleeding and have questions
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
God, I missed his penis.
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