Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
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