VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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