CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
You were trust falling into bushes
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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