I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Do vagina's smell?
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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