we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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