I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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