I bet he comes in French.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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