Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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