I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
