If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
