His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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