they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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