after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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