on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
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