Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize