I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
