It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
We are all done wearing pants today
Did you pee in the oven last night??
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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