So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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