I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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