So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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