That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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