all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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