girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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