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So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I could fuck to npr.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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