Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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