No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Randomize
