Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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