Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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