its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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