Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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