Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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