So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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